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Pony Keg (smaller beer news) |
Word has it that hot drinks cause 3 times as many
injuries as lawn mowers… translation: Drink beer not
coffee when you cut the grass. |
| - Egyptian pyramid builders got 3 beer breaks a day. |
| - Rumor has it that New Orleans got the nickname “Big
Easy”. There were too few cops in New Orleans to enforce Prohibition so there were a lot of illegal bars - so many that the city earned the nickname the “Big Speakeasy” or the “ Big Easy” for short. |
| - Strange News: Clay Henry III is the 3rd generation of goats to be mayor of Lajitas, Texas. Clay III also reportedly drinks beer-about 30 to 40 a day. - Beer was such a prized commodity in years ago. That one Swedish king chose, among several prospective brides, the one who could brew the best beer. A Swedish queen, St. Brigitte, was rumored to have repeated the miracle preformed by Christ, but with a slight variation: Brigitte changed water not into wine, but into beer. - During prohibition, temperance activists tried to rewrite the bible to remove all references to alcohol, including the fact that Jesus drank wine. - If a young Tiriki man (Kenya) offers beer to a woman and she spits some of it into his mouth, they are engaged to be married. |
| - Straws were used by ancient Egyptian brewers to taste test beer without disturbing the sediment. |
| - The Bureau of Alcohol and Firearms prohibit’s the use of the word
“refreshing” to describe any alcoholic beverages. |
| - The Caveman Diet contains food that the caveman ate and digested. They also allow diet cola and BEER. |
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